February 2012
169 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me: Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me: Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
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In Soviet Russia... →
A musical nature →
Put them out of their misery →
Lemme be the first
To say that the honor band guest conductor reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris in so many ways, it’s scary.
Seriously.
The latest xkcd has it right →
I totally saw through the deceptions in second grade. They didn’t try very hard.
HELL YES
Friend: Marching band isn't a sport.
Me: Ok, so march.
Friend: *Marches*
Me: No, not like that. Your upper body can't move. Roll your feet. Now stop jerking. Now go backwards. Now on your toes. No, stop bouncing. Now jazz run.
Friend: How do you guys do this?
Me: Now do it with an instrument.
Me: Now with a uniform.
Me: Now memorize eight minutes of music.
Me: Now memorize 90 places on the field and how long it takes to get there.
Me: Now make the forms look pretty too.
Me: Now spend 14 hours a week at practice.
Me: Now do it in whatever weather conditions happen to exist at the moment.
Me: Now-
Friend: OK, you win.
On why you don't ask tech people for favors →
Oh, Rick. You so silly. →
Fellow Mac users and retro games enthusiasts, I'd... →
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Playing oboe for the first time since last...
I hate being sick.
“Everybody’s gay for NPH.
Even women.”
– radda (from Reddit)
Quick! here comes the google car..Strike a Pose →
Hmm... Where is the gym leader? →
Found this in an unmarked folder on my computer.... →
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you fax this for me?
Me: Sure.
Client: What are you doing? Those are confidential papers!
Me: Ma’am, you asked me to fax this.
Client: Just fax it through in the envelope. I don’t want you seeing my confidential papers.
Donna/Kelso: How soft is he, Hyde?
Hyde: Softer than Liberace at the Playboy Mansion!
Everyone but Eric: lolololol
Kelso: It's because he plays piano.
Donna: (whispers in Kelso's ear)
Kelso: :O ... BURN!!!!
here's some advice...
willnaeopenbutfordeathitself:
everythingiever:
metophoricalsmoker:
dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.
*bulletproof vest*
*chainmail*
no, see, if you were gonna die nonetheless
i’d go for a t-shirt saying “sure, murder me. I FUCKING DARE YOU”
I would dress like motherfuckin’ James Bond. Because. Well. I would look like a badass all the time.
Epic epitaph →
How to kill a walrus →
How do I tennis? →
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So I was at Home Depot and I found this. →
If you were into Pokémon, you understand this. →
Composite shot of hundreds of planes taking off at... →
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Coworker just had baby...pasted these all over his... →
How I feel getting a peice of code to work after... →
It takes shear wit for writers to come up with... →
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Come on Game Freak...[xpost from /r/pokemon] →
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I'm tempted to say it →